1 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:54,184 Aw, come on, Ponch. We're gonna be late again. 2 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,447 Would you hurry up? 3 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,234 Hey, Ponch! Briefing's in 30 minutes! 4 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,409 If we're late again-- 5 00:01:01,452 --> 00:01:03,106 'Hang on, partner.' 6 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,326 'We'll make it with time to spare.' 7 00:01:10,026 --> 00:01:14,596 Besides, we haven't been late in three days. 8 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:15,945 - Good morning, partner. - Good morning. 9 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,207 And you know, Getraer doesn't 10 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,948 'give out gold stars for that.' 11 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,689 Hey, old buddy, anything is possible 12 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,734 when you got good karma like me. 13 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,129 Good karma? 14 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:28,262 Yeah, I'm a Scorpio, old buddy. 15 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:29,611 'So?' 16 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,222 So the moon's in Saturn right now. 17 00:01:34,006 --> 00:01:36,270 Oh, and that gives you good karma? 18 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:37,923 'You got it.' 19 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,490 Yeah, well, we better hurry up 20 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,189 because, uh, Getraer doesn't give out late passes 21 00:01:42,232 --> 00:01:44,756 no matter where your moon is or what it's in. 22 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:23,926 Hey! 23 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,897 My watch! My wallet! Hey! 24 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:49,125 Come back here! Come back! 25 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,822 Come back here! 26 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:13,149 Miss E-Z ON again, huh? 27 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,239 Yeah, that's what I call starting the day off right. 28 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,546 Yeah, well, you two better quit meeting like this 29 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:21,984 or you're gonna end up kissing the back door of an 18-wheeler. 30 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,943 Well, sometimes I think it'd be worth it, partner. 31 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:27,990 Look at her. She's a work of art. 32 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,990 Hey, mister, what's the matter with you? 33 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,079 This-this guy came along 34 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,517 and-and he ripped my watch right off my wrist. 35 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,301 And-and then he went inside my pocket 36 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,303 and-and took out my wallet. 37 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:23,219 Hey, try and calm yourself. Now who are you talking about? 38 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,047 This-this crazy, bearded guy 39 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,919 on-on-on-on-on a wild motorcycle. 40 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:29,921 I-i-if you hurry, y-y-you can catch him. 41 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,446 Okay. In the meantime, why don't you pull your car 42 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:33,751 over to the shoulder, and, uh, we'll be back 43 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,492 in a minute or send another unit. 44 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:45,676 Thanks. 45 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:05,043 Uh, excuse me, miss. 46 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,915 Have a light, please? 47 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,445 - Thank you. - What are you do..? 48 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,361 What are you doing? 49 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,929 Come back here! Give me back my purse! 50 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:46,998 There he is. 51 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:53,875 LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4 in pursuit of possible 211 suspect 52 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,268 'headed south on Riverside off of 5.' 53 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,870 End of the road, hot dog. 54 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:18,742 LA 15, 7 Mary 3 and 4, pursuit is code 4. 55 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,657 A 7 Adam is en route. 56 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,324 Alright, where's the loot? 57 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,457 You ain't gonna find nothing on me, pig. 58 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,328 Hey, do me a favor. 59 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,809 Save the compliments for the judge. 60 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,288 Nothing on him, Baker. 61 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,906 Hey, the bike's clean. He must have ditched everything. 62 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,516 Not bad, dude. 63 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,562 You learned that before or after reform school? 64 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,172 Yeah, I don't have to rap with you. 65 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,782 I wanna talk to my lawyer. 66 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,352 Oh, yeah. 67 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,745 We don't wanna do anything 68 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,529 to infringe on your rights, do we, now? 69 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,445 Good goin' there, guys. 70 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:13,710 That's some real nice riding there, J.B. 71 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,495 You drive a mean machine. 72 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,368 What? I bust you before or something? 73 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,805 Give it some time. It'll come to you. 74 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:24,547 Oh, you're gonna have plenty of that, buddy. 75 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,419 - Book him, Bar, 2-11. - Right, Ponch. 76 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,859 Hey, you know him? 77 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,340 Yeah. I, uh.. 78 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:36,559 I don't know. I know the face-- 79 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,518 Ah, he probably just read your nameplate. 80 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,002 Yeah, maybe that's it. 81 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,314 Hey, Jon. 82 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,891 Ah. 83 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,720 Ponch, come on. It's just a picture. 84 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,809 Yeah, but, what a view. 85 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:11,725 Makes me wanna take the day off and go to the beach. 86 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:15,511 Yeah, well, uh, I have a feeling you better invite Getraer 87 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,731 'cause I think he wants to see ya today. 88 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,663 You know, that guy on the bike really messed my shirt up. 89 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,012 Hey, you remember that gang fight 90 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,231 under the San Berdoo, uh, last month? 91 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,798 'Uh-huh.' 92 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,279 I wonder if that dude was one of their leaders. 93 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:14,238 Nah, both of them were under 6 feet. 94 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,458 Hey, why don't you forget it? 95 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:19,853 The 211 was just probably trying to psyche you out, you know? 96 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204 Yeah. I guess you're right. 97 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:26,163 Sure, I'm right. It happens all the time, partner. 98 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,733 Oh, brother. Come on. 99 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,169 Hey, Miss E-Z ON. 100 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:39,524 There's the big Gross and little Fritz. 101 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,613 Hope you brought notes from your mamas 102 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,441 'cause you guys, uh, missed homeroom today 103 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,053 and Getraer's carrying a very big stick. 104 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,490 Ah, maybe we ought to avoid Getraer altogether today, Ponch 105 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,535 and just go on patrol. 106 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,321 Yeah. Let's go on the beach. 107 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,365 You too, huh, Ponch? 108 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845 'Huh?' 109 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:58,630 The whole world's in love with Miss E-Z ON. 110 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,503 Yeah. Too bad she isn't real, you know? 111 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,157 She's real enough to the Getraer's. 112 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,508 Wait a minute. 113 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,249 What are you talking about? 114 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,641 The chick. 115 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,948 The model. Miss E-Z ON. 116 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,690 She's a friend of the Getraer's family or something. 117 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,605 You're kidding. 118 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,781 You wouldn't be putting me on, would you, Art? 119 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,914 Me, kid you? No, why would I? 120 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,704 No, no, no, allow me. 121 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,621 For my favorite sergeant. 122 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,014 Cream or sugar? 123 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:38,627 Uh, I usually take my hot chocolate black, Frank. 124 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,804 Uh, well, hey, coffee will keep you from falling asleep, sarge. 125 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,545 Well, I sincerely hope so, Frank. 126 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:47,114 It's only, uh, 9:30 in the morning. 127 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:49,203 - Uh, which reminds me-- - Here we go, sarge. 128 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,771 No need to say thanks. Anytime. 129 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,512 How courteous of you and Baker, uh 130 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:58,342 not to disrupt briefing as usual by walking in late. 131 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,257 Am I to conclude that 132 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:03,043 you're not going to be walking in at all from now on? 133 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:05,219 Uh, yeah, well, uh, look. 134 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,961 We ran into a little emergency on the way in 135 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,527 and, uh, you'll hear all about it, sarge. 136 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,139 - I'll tell ya. - I'm sure I will. 137 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,322 Hey, listen. 138 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,063 You gotta do me a favor, sarge. 139 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:26,153 I'm busy Frank. Can't you see that? 140 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,458 You gotta set me up with Miss E-Z ON-- 141 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,678 What? Set you up? 142 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,855 Yeah, a date, sarge. 143 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,335 Look, have I ever asked 144 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,511 for personal favors before, huh, sarge? 145 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,339 It's your old pal. 146 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:41,821 Look, she's single, right? Please tell me she's single. 147 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:45,259 Yeah, Janey's single, Frank. But, uh.. 148 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,651 I knew it! 149 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,393 She's single, and I'm single. 150 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,569 Oh, it's a match made in heaven, sarge. 151 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,052 Look, Frank, take my word for it. 152 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,663 She's not the one for you. 153 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:01,144 - She's-- - I know. I know. 154 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885 Personal business on off-duty hours. 155 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931 Sure, I'll be glad to talk to you about it later. 156 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,194 Ah, but right now.. 157 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,804 ...I'm going out there 158 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,806 I'm gonna catch every violator in the city. 159 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:14,244 Anything. Anything for the good of the department. 160 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:18,118 And for the best commanding officer in the CHP. 161 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,597 Right, Frank. 162 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,429 - Hey, you see Getraer? - Did I ever! 163 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,779 Hey, we got Joe all wrong. 164 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:30,260 He's really a good dude. 165 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:33,133 He's gonna set me up with Miss E-Z ON. 166 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,351 And her name's.. 167 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,483 ...Janey. 168 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,791 You mean Getraer said he'd do that? 169 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,054 'Yeah.' 170 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:44,231 - You're kidding me. - Me, kid you? 171 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,754 Hey, really? 172 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,364 Well, not exactly. I mean, not yet. 173 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,713 - But he will. - Oh. Mm-hm. 174 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,454 Come on, partner. We gotta hit the bricks. 175 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,718 'I gotta make some points for Getraer.' 176 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,459 Does Getraer know what he's doing? 177 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,505 You got me. 178 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,637 Whoo! 179 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,435 You know, maybe I know that guy from the beach yesterday. 180 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,654 The one with the baseball bat. 181 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,309 No way, he got 30 days for assault. 182 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:21,137 He's still in the slammer. 183 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,530 Oh, yeah, right. 184 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:27,361 I don't know. I know that face from somewhere. 185 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:30,755 Hey, this thing seems to be really bugging you, huh? 186 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,496 Yeah, a little bit. 187 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,543 I mean, no one's called me "J.B." since high school. 188 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:38,981 Did you check the arrest report for his name? 189 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:41,766 I haven't had a chance to talk to Baricza yet. 190 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,986 Well, listen, just take it easy, okay? 191 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,945 Let your subconscious work on it. 192 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,251 Meanwhile, we have got to do a righteous job today 193 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:51,211 so Getraer will set me up with Miss E-Z ON. 194 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:55,824 We? Where are you getting this "we" stuff all the time? 195 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,783 Hey, old buddy. Maybe she's got a sister. 196 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,265 Thank you. 197 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,663 'Let me ask you a question.' 198 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,317 'Are you aware what happened?' 199 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,667 Are you aware you that you had trucks in back of you? 200 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930 Then, why did you slam down on the brake? 201 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,845 What's the matter with you, lady? 202 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,934 There's nothing the matter with me. 203 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,544 Oh, this conversation is pointless. 204 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,112 A caravan like that should not be allowed on city streets. 205 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,809 'And you were speeding..' 206 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,349 Hey, the Janus Shows. I heard they were coming to town. 207 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,829 Yeah, pretty lousy debut. 208 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,729 Axle's busted. 209 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,862 Won't be able to move it over to the side, that's for sure. 210 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,822 Uh, hey, Ponch. 211 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,519 Why don't you, uh, check this traffic out? 212 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:25,957 I'll see what these people are doing. 213 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,394 'Answer the question.' 214 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,873 'Are you aware that there were six trucks' 215 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,179 'riding right back at you?' 216 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,311 'They were speeding.' 217 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,574 Speeding? Fifteen miles an hour. 218 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:36,272 You call that speeding? Let me tell you something-- 219 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,708 No. Let me tell you. 220 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,362 I'm not standing here any longer 221 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,408 and taking your rude tirade. 222 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,279 You listen to me.. Oh, officer. 223 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,846 The officer is here. He'll take care of everything. 224 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,717 You know how these women are. 225 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:50,025 Let's step over here and continue the debate, okay? 226 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,374 Continue the debate here. 227 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,289 - Let's get this cleared up. - The law. 228 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,596 Now justice will be done. 229 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,337 The only justice that you'll see today 230 00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,122 is when they take your license away. 231 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,471 How dare you? 232 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:04,213 You'll hear from my insurance company. 233 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,347 Are you kidding? Look at this. 234 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,958 We were suppose to be down at the fairground an hour ago. 235 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,178 How are they gonna start the opening-day parade 236 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,223 without the star attraction? 237 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,965 - Star attraction? - M-my baby, Effie. 238 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,968 Effie. Oh, my. Come here. Follow me, officer. Come here. 239 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,014 Effie, wait a minute! 240 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,277 I'm coming, dear! Wait a minute! 241 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,715 Whoa! 242 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,639 Excuse me. 243 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,297 I knew that's what was gonna happen. 244 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:48,083 That's what I was afraid. Effie is upset! 245 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,606 Who-who is Effie? 246 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,001 Oh, God. That's it. 247 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,699 Come on. Atta girl. Come on. Come on 248 00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,440 Someone get Effie's stand. 249 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,877 Come on. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Atta girl. 250 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,010 Hey, it won't run into the crowd, will it? 251 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,360 No, all she need is exercise. 252 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,014 She's been cooped up in the wagon too long. 253 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:12,151 And, uh, officer, Effie is a-a she, not an it. 254 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,241 Well, does she listen to you? 255 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,113 Ah-ha! The best-trained elephant in the whole world. 256 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,203 Hey, watch this. Come on, over here. Over here. 257 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,510 Come on. Come on. What a babe. Alright. 258 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,166 I'll call it in, Ponch. 259 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,125 Hey, Effie. Come on, baby. Come on, sweetheart. Come on. 260 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,781 Chug, chug. Up, up, up. Come on. 261 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,739 Effie, up, up. Atta girl. 262 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,267 Atta girl, come on. Atta girl. 263 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,226 The dispatch said it'd take 20 minutes 264 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,749 before a tow truck could get here. 265 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,490 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter, anyway. 266 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,665 Nobody's in a hurry. 267 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,493 Okay, up. Chug. 268 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,369 Hey, Effie's doing our job, huh? 269 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,632 Yeah, some, uh, crowd control, huh? 270 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,069 Really, if only Effie could tow a truck. 271 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,552 - Tow a truck? - Yeah. 272 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:06,988 Hey. 273 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,077 Are you thinking what I'm thinking, huh? 274 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:16,954 Okay, Emilio. 275 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,826 That's it. Slowly, that's it. 276 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,437 We got it. Okay, baby. Good, Effie. 277 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:25,485 Good, baby. Good. Ha-ha-ha! Hey, how's that, huh? 278 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,486 Very good. 279 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,721 Hey, when do the dancing bears come on? 280 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,158 Uh, you missed the main event, Bar. 281 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,030 You two really pick 'em. 282 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,424 - Anything I can do to help? - Oh, no. No, thanks. 283 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,470 Uh, Effie's got everything under control. 284 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:57,038 Nice. It's better than a tow unit. 285 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,735 Yeah, and a little faster too. 286 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,650 Oh, uh, by the way, Jon 287 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:03,610 your old teammate's gonna make bail in about an hour. 288 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,307 What do you mean, my old teammate? 289 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,310 You know, the 211 biker you and Ponch came down on? 290 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,746 Leo Norrison. 291 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:14,882 Oh, yeah, of course. Leo Norrison of high school. 292 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,145 He mentioned something about high school. 293 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,669 That he was the Joe Namath of your football team. 294 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:23,151 Yeah, he wasn't joking. That guy was really good. 295 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,544 The guy I stopped yesterday, I mean 296 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,285 no way that was the Leo Norrison I used to know. 297 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,722 He isn't gonna go steal from.. 298 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,595 I don't think he'd steal from people. Huh. 299 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,904 I'll take the point. 300 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:40,299 - Hey, Bar, uh, thanks a lot. - Sure. 301 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,522 You, uh, hey, you really knew this Norrison, huh? 302 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,917 Yeah. On the grid. 303 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,222 I mean I played a lot of ball with him. 304 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,529 He was a year ahead of me, but.. 305 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,662 ...that guy was really good. 306 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,230 Hey, I used to play football. 307 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,841 What? 308 00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,063 Yeah. 309 00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,370 Okay, Effie. Hey, look at this. 310 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:09,632 Effie, come on. 311 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,068 Let's give a nice goodbye standup 312 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,331 for the nice policemen, huh? 313 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,117 'Atta girl, come on.' 314 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,424 Up, up, up, up, up. 315 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,693 'Hey, Bar.' 316 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,577 'Hey, Ponch, easy with that stuff, huh?' 317 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:42,970 'You already look like you've been sleeping' 318 00:22:43,013 --> 00:22:46,321 with your head in a microwave oven. 319 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,020 Listen, it makes me feel closer to Janey. You mind? 320 00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,892 I wouldn't get too wrapped up over that girl. 321 00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,460 I mean, you know how blind dates are. 322 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:57,376 Come on, Jon. It's not a blind date. 323 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,073 Look. 324 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,989 That's Janey. 325 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,345 Okay, Ponch, we got one. 326 00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:14,888 - Good afternoon, sir. - Is that what it is? 327 00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:19,022 I'm sorry but we paced you at, 87 miles per hour. 328 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,198 May I see your driver's license and registration, please? 329 00:24:21,242 --> 00:24:23,723 Well, that's impossible, because I was watchin' it. 330 00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:26,116 Hey, what is this box for? 331 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,511 'Well, offhand, I'd say that that is a $500 nothing.' 332 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:32,296 'It's suppose to monitor, uh, radar waves.' 333 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:36,605 You mean, you spent $500 to, uh, ward off radar? 334 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:37,867 Well, that ain't all I got. 335 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,739 Let me show you something else up here. 336 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:48,530 'Uh, to ward off radar, right?' 337 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,097 Right. 338 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,316 Now, let me show you something else over here. 339 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,231 You'll love this. 340 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,147 Now, that is a thing of beauty, ain't it, huh? 341 00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:59,062 Uh, that's radar too, right? 342 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,542 Oh, yeah, right. 343 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,413 I mean I've to have some way to, you know 344 00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,372 have an even chance with you guys, don't I? 345 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:07,070 'Listen, uh, Mr. York, I'm sure that stuff's effective' 346 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:11,248 but the California Highway Patrol really doesn't use radar. 347 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:13,120 You, uh.. 348 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:15,165 You-you-you don't use any radar? 349 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,955 You don't-you don't use radar, huh? 350 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,177 Oh, boy. 351 00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:02,169 Hey, Jon. You sure you wanna go through with this? 352 00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,519 Ponch, come on, he was a teammate of mine, alright? 353 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,739 Was,Jon. Was.Come on, now. 354 00:26:06,782 --> 00:26:09,393 We've all had high school buddies who've taken dives. 355 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:12,701 I just want to do something for the guy. 356 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,529 Okay, okay. 357 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:36,246 What do you say there, Leo? 358 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,596 How are you doing there, J.B.? 359 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,423 I don't expect you to be down here. 360 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,556 Yeah, I thought maybe I could help out, you know. 361 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,733 Maybe find out, what happened to the guy most likely to succeed. 362 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,954 What's that supposed to mean? 363 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:51,914 It's not suppose to mean anything. 364 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,742 Oh, yeah. 365 00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:56,745 You just come here to call me a loser and improve your image. 366 00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:58,660 - Hey, Leo, uh-- - Lighten up, Norrison. 367 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:01,228 You know, he didn't have to come down to see you. You know that? 368 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:04,187 Hey, Ponch, back off, okay? I'll handle it alone. 369 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,580 Yeah, you ought to take it easy, C.H.I.P. 370 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,756 or you're liable to get your shirt dirty again. 371 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,975 Hey, Ponch, I'll handle it! 372 00:27:12,413 --> 00:27:13,501 Okay? 373 00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,769 - Uh, listen, I-- - I gotta catch a bus, huh. 374 00:27:23,903 --> 00:27:26,122 What do you mean, they didn't release your bike? 375 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,821 Ha. I gotta go downtown and get it outta hock. 376 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,779 I had to put up something to make bail. 377 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:34,827 Come on, Leo. I mean, what's with you, huh? 378 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,480 Stealing a watch. A purse here and there. 379 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,569 What's the deal, huh? 380 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,397 Guy's gotta make a living, don't he? 381 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,225 You call that making a living? 382 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:45,054 Come on, that's low tide, I mean especially from a guy like you. 383 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:48,231 Hey, what do you really know about me? 384 00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,538 It's been four years, man. 385 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,020 I just know you had promise, man. 386 00:27:54,063 --> 00:27:56,065 You're supposed to succeed, right? 387 00:27:56,109 --> 00:27:57,850 And, uh, just between you and I 388 00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,547 everybody in that school used to think that 389 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,897 that you were the guy to look up to. 390 00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:04,813 Well, that was back then. 391 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:07,686 Some people get the breaks and some don't. 392 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,823 Now, what's that suppose to mean? 393 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:20,176 That means that I didn't go to college on that scholarship. 394 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,787 I didn't even pass the entrance exam. 395 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:25,225 Everybody thought I was off at school. I was in the Army. 396 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:28,663 Instead of getting a diploma, I got a dishonorable discharge. 397 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,057 I hit an officer. 398 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,233 - A captain. - Well, where's your head at? 399 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:36,149 - What are you trying--? - He pushed me, you know? 400 00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,760 He made me do things I didn't want to, nobody does that to me. 401 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:40,936 Nobody. 402 00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:46,028 Hey, I used to be a real leader in high school.2 403 00:28:46,072 --> 00:28:47,595 You remember that, J.B.? 404 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,252 Yeah, I remember. 405 00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,471 They don't hire leaders with dishonorables. 406 00:28:56,865 --> 00:29:00,347 Now, so, uh, in the meantime, you just kinda buzz in 407 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:01,783 and steal a purse here, a gold watch-- 408 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,785 Hey, I take from those that got it. And I need it. 409 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,874 Oh, of course, man. You're Robin Hood, right? 410 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,310 Sure, you know what you need? 411 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,138 You know what you really need is a job. 412 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:11,184 Oh, no. I can't cut it in those tracks. 413 00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:12,751 The grooves are too deep, man. 414 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,451 Yeah. 415 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:20,541 Well, uh, you know where to find me, right? 416 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:23,587 Besides, I think I make a better deal than the, uh, judge. 417 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,771 J.B.? 418 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,294 'Yeah?' 419 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:35,861 See you around, huh? 420 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,891 Well, is he the Leo you used to know? 421 00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:10,112 Uh, I think maybe he's a question mark. 422 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:15,726 'Ah, my crazy grandson.' 423 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,293 'He gets himself arrested.' 424 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:20,731 'I have to come down on a hot day.' 425 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:23,169 'Why me, oh, Lord? Shirley Abel.' 426 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,521 What did I do to deserve this? 427 00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:29,218 What? 428 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,266 Why me, oh, Lord? Shirley Abel. 429 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:35,355 'What have I ever done to deserve this?' 430 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,792 Excuse, ma'am. Could we call the auto club? 431 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,098 Could he call the auto club? 432 00:30:39,141 --> 00:30:41,361 Is it my business he calls the auto club? 433 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,232 It's none of my business you call the auto club. 434 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:44,886 I'm not a member of the auto club. 435 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,105 Well-well, maybe we could-- 436 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:49,108 What are you, a shill for the auto club? 437 00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,762 They ride around all day plugging the auto club. 438 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:54,243 They ride around all day plugging the auto club. 439 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,941 Uh, lady, we're just trying to help you. 440 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:58,857 'Oh! Now they tell me they're trying to help.' 441 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,991 Why didn't you think of that before you arrested my grandson 442 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:05,341 and made me come down here on a hot day 443 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,953 and-and pick him up in this crazy car? Agh! 444 00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,258 Lady, we're not resp.. 445 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:18,485 Well, if she feels that way about it, let's go. 446 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:21,618 Hey, we can't just leave her here. I mean.. 447 00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:27,450 Uh, what's it gonna look like? 448 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:30,801 Hey, not as bad as it looks just standing here watching her. 449 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:33,935 Excuse me, could you do us a favor and let--? 450 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,763 Oh, favors, now they're asking. 451 00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,939 You think I haven't changed a tire, huh? 452 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,375 I've changed thousands of tires. 453 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:40,724 I'm sure you have, ma'am, but-- 454 00:31:40,768 --> 00:31:43,597 How would you know? Besides, who asked you? 455 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,347 It doesn't fit. 456 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:57,959 Uh, ma'am, that's a lock lug. Uh, you're gonna need a key. 457 00:31:58,003 --> 00:31:59,308 A what? 458 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,788 'A lock lug, you understand?' 459 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:03,182 Certainly, I understand. It needs a key. 460 00:32:03,225 --> 00:32:05,010 Alright, here. 461 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:10,189 Excuse me, ma'am. That's the ignition key. 462 00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:11,712 He knows everything. 463 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:14,193 You're such a know-it-all? Do it yourself. 464 00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,804 Ugh. 465 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,414 Thank you, ma'am. 466 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,419 There we go. 467 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,119 Okay, Ponch. 468 00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:33,908 Hey, careful. Careful. Haste makes waste, young man. 469 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,866 Did-didn't anyone ever tell you that? 470 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:41,002 Nobody ever told him that. 471 00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,354 'Okay, Ponch, that's enough.' 472 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:52,927 Get 'em on straight. You don't get 'em on straight 473 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,972 the wheel could fall off. 474 00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,582 You hear me? 475 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,453 Does he hear? Does he hear? 476 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,238 Yes, he does. Yes, he does. 477 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:05,984 - Okay, Ponch. - Okay. 478 00:33:08,247 --> 00:33:10,162 Okay, that does it. 479 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,738 All done, huh? 480 00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:23,914 Let me tell you something, you guys. 481 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,916 You're just starting. 482 00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:38,886 'Yeah, an elephant sat on my car.' 483 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:42,977 'Hold it. Hold it. Wait a minute.' 484 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,633 A-Are you telling me an elephant sat on that car? 485 00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,243 Yeah, sarge. He did. 486 00:33:48,287 --> 00:33:50,376 They were there. Tell him, guys. 487 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,813 - Tell him about the elephant. - Oh, come on, Bar. 488 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:55,250 You can't expect the sergeant to believe that story. 489 00:33:57,209 --> 00:34:00,777 Hey, hey, come on, guys. Give me a break. 490 00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:04,346 Hey, even I could've come up with a better one than that. 491 00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:08,394 Yeah, Baricza. Uh, you're gonna have to do a better than that. 492 00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:11,005 Yeah, I mean, you gotta be more original. Come on. 493 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,616 Look, uh, why don't you try putting it in writing, huh? 494 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:16,141 And come to the point in the first 10 pages, hm? 495 00:34:17,968 --> 00:34:19,274 Oh, yeah. 496 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:30,242 Uh, how's the world treating my favorite sergeant, sarge? 497 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:33,158 Oh, I can't complain, Frank. 498 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,942 What can I do for you? 499 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:40,339 Um, did you do any thinking about our little proposal? Hm? 500 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,428 Oh, y-you mean Janey. 501 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,821 Yeah, I've been doing some thinking about it, Frank. 502 00:34:44,865 --> 00:34:47,955 And, uh, I still think she's not quite right for you, but uh-- 503 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,522 - Hey.. - You know, what the heck. 504 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:52,090 I was single once myself, right? 505 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,482 You were? I mean.. 506 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,267 I mean, of course you were. Sure. 507 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,921 Yeah, yeah. I gave, uh, I gave Janey a call. 508 00:34:57,965 --> 00:34:59,967 Uh, she lives with her father. 509 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,361 And she's, uh, agreed to, uh, you know 510 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,232 get together with you tomorrow night. 511 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:09,803 Sarge, you've made me a happy man. I don't know what to say. 512 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:11,283 Wait. You wanna prove it to me, Frank? 513 00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:12,632 Yeah, sure, how? 514 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:13,894 Go out and do a righteous job 515 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,287 on the freeway today, huh? 516 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:18,246 - Oh, you got it. - Okay. Heh, heh, heh. 517 00:35:19,943 --> 00:35:22,903 Come on, you heard the man. Jonathan, let's go. 518 00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:24,861 What's this "Jonathan"? 519 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:31,694 Hey, is something going on here? 520 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:33,740 No. 521 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:37,700 Uh, never mind. I don't wanna know. 522 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:52,193 What is this, the Ontario Speedway? 523 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:55,196 Yeah, this is the first time anyone tried to smoke us out. 524 00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:00,288 Oh, no. 525 00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,986 - What's the matter, Jay? - Chippies. 526 00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:05,989 One more ticket, they're gonna cancel my old man's insurance. 527 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,253 He's gonna take it outta my hide, Sandy. 528 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:09,732 'Hang tight, everybody.' 529 00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,691 'Yeah. Ya-hoo!' 530 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,132 Everybody okay here? 531 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:03,656 'Yeah.' 532 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:07,137 - Come on, let's step out. - Come on. Get out. 533 00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:11,054 That was some trip you took us on, Jay. 534 00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:12,752 'Next time, we'll take a bus.' 535 00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:13,840 'Now what'll your old man do?' 536 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,276 Aw, shut up! 537 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,973 Well, if you Chippies hadn't come up on me 538 00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:19,498 from behind like that, then none of this would've happened. 539 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:21,282 Hey, come on. Why don't you tell it like it is, man? 540 00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:23,241 You almost broke the sound barrier. 541 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:26,026 And you were creating a traffic hazard with this smoke bomb. 542 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:30,509 Let me see your driver's license and registration, please. 543 00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,296 - Sure you're okay? - God. 544 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,167 And why don't you, uh turn off the engine? 545 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,647 Oh, man. 546 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,524 Jon. 547 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,613 Is somebody back there? 548 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:48,701 Lance and Paula. 549 00:37:50,877 --> 00:37:53,358 Oh, man, there wasn't any more room up front. 550 00:37:53,401 --> 00:37:55,534 I mean, we were just foolin' around. 551 00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:58,667 Come on, open it right now. 552 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:01,061 It probably jammed when you had the accident. 553 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,845 The back seat. Come on. 554 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,025 Pull, Ponch. Pull it. 555 00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:12,785 Fritz, call the paramedics now! 556 00:39:12,828 --> 00:39:14,090 They're asphyxiated. 557 00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:16,049 Right away. I'll get an ETA. 558 00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:35,198 Go on, take deep breaths. 559 00:39:35,242 --> 00:39:38,158 Alright. No, no. Stay down. 560 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:40,203 Just breathe. 561 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:43,032 Yeah, she's coming around, Ponch. 562 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:45,818 Are they gonna be alright? 563 00:39:45,861 --> 00:39:47,297 Yeah, I think so. 564 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:53,173 Hey, I don't like lectures, so I'll keep this short. 565 00:39:54,174 --> 00:39:56,089 That was a stupid stunt. 566 00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:05,403 You stay calm, okay? You're gonna be alright. 567 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:13,323 Yeah, that's the way. Just breathe deep. 568 00:40:24,944 --> 00:40:26,380 See you later, Fritz. 569 00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,689 Well, I guess that's a wrap for us, Ponch. 570 00:40:32,081 --> 00:40:35,128 Uh, ha-ha, not quite. Take a look. 571 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,508 Looks like you made the deal with the judge instead of me 572 00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:03,553 huh, Leo? 573 00:44:03,597 --> 00:44:07,122 Why don't you give it up, J.B.? You're just wastin' your time. 574 00:44:07,166 --> 00:44:09,037 You know what? You never even gave me time. 575 00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:10,560 All you've to do was give me a call-- 576 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:14,129 What's the difference? 577 00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:15,740 You know what your problem is, J.B.? 578 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,440 You let your optimism run away with you. 579 00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:22,790 We just ain't playing on the same team anymore. 580 00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,533 You got that one right. 581 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:28,883 So let's go check out your new uniform, huh? 582 00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:53,821 Oh, hi, come on in. 583 00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:57,042 You must be Officer Poncherello. I'm Janey's father. 584 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,087 Hi. Ponch. Everybody calls me Ponch, sir. 585 00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:00,872 Alright. Alright, Ponch. Come on in. 586 00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:04,310 Uh, have an hors d'oeuvre, uh, cocktail, whatever you like. 587 00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:05,746 Sarge, what are you doing here? 588 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:08,401 Oh, well, I just thought I'd, uh, drop by, Frank. 589 00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:11,230 Make the proper introductions. 590 00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:13,711 Hey, that's real nice of you. Thank you. 591 00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:16,322 Hey, look. A-Anytime. Anytime. 592 00:45:16,365 --> 00:45:18,803 - I'll call Janey, alright? - Okay. 593 00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:20,587 'Janey, honey? Come on in, sweetheart.' 594 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,110 Your young man's here. 595 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,561 Hi. 596 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,566 So you're a friend of Uncle Joe's. 597 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:47,092 Another real-life highway patrolman. 598 00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:50,617 You're putting me on. 599 00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:53,098 This has gotta be Janey's kid sister, huh? 600 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:57,102 Oh, no, no. Janey's an only child, Frank. 601 00:45:57,145 --> 00:46:01,062 I think she photographs, uh, older that she is, don't you? 602 00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:06,241 Did you see me on the billboards? 603 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:09,418 I'm gonna do a TV commercial next week. 604 00:46:11,116 --> 00:46:12,639 How old are you? 605 00:46:12,682 --> 00:46:15,381 Fifteen on my next birthday. 606 00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:16,861 Fifteen, huh? 607 00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:20,647 - Hi, Ponch. - Hi, Ponch. 608 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:24,303 - Howdy, Ponch. - Hey, hey. 609 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,089 Uh, I just found out an hour ago.